by Jen Wick March 21, 2022
When an uncircumcised male lays on their back, stretches their foreskin up several inches, and then begins to slowly urinate filling the void to the brim before allowing their grandmother to slam it down like a shot.
by CosmicRatSalad October 09, 2023
When one has been served "a glass of Sammy" they have been silenced for their wrong doing. It is not a rude word or meant as a insult. The name Sammy stands for justice for those who annoy others.
by Littlesweetheart March 13, 2018
That guy who fear mongers in every comment section of someone squatting or deadlifting, saying that "you're gonna end up like Ronnie Coleman".
They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.
They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.
Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.
They think that spinal flexion == bad, because humans are obviously not biomechanically designed to pick up objects with any degree of spinal flexion.
They probably heard it from some stooge influencer or personal trainer; neither they nor he know what they're talking about.
Probably can't even pick up 225 lbs from the ground.
Wait until glass backs realize that you can actually build a strong and resilient back through squats, deads and proper load management
by Living Ass September 12, 2024
The sexual act of placing your testicles over a girl's eyes, where she can only see your sack and giving the impression of glasses.
Jack: Man, this girl I was with wouldn't suck my dick, so when she was asleep, I hit her with some sack glasses.
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
Dave: Nice! But why not go with the dirty sanchez?
by The sack slapper February 20, 2011
A gay/lesbian person who denies being homosexual and identifies as straight despite being obviously attracted to men.
by Pug's Sea February 19, 2025
I should be using this time to unpack my things. The thing about a speedy removal is that nothing is organised or correctly boxes up, it's just thrown in everywhere that had space. Instead I'm writing, I'd rather clear my head than my space. You know I'm going to be fine. I'll work through, I'll grow some more. It just hurts right now. It's one of the hardest things I've ever had to do, be away from you, move out. I can't even really talk about it, not that anyone could understand even if I did. So don't worry, I'm not looking for someone to save me, I'm not looking for someone to replace you, actually, I'm not looking for anyone, I don't even want to be around the people I have to. I don't know what I'm going to do yet but you can bet your sweet sexy ass I'm going to do it with my head held high. I'm no longer in the business of pleasing others, proving points, or seeking revenge. I'm only going to do me, for me, to be proud of me. I know so long as I do that you will be too. I'm going to succeed and I'm going to do it my way. Other than that, the only thing o need in life is for you to be happy and proud of yourself. I'd say call me if you need any help but my phone is destroyed, and you don't need me anyway, you never did. I can see your success, your happiness. I'll leave you alone, watch from afar. Just know I'm so proud of you, and you should be too.
I love you xoxo
I love you xoxo
I shattered the glass slipper, and then used the sharp edges as weapons to slay the dragon myself. Turns out the dragon is a sweet soul, misunderstood by many, and struggling to express emotions.
by S.W.A.L.K.J.F.P.J.P. October 04, 2023