snubbed nose rhino

When she puts her nose on your taint and rubs it up towards your balls.

I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!

by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018

Big Nose Calculator

The Big Nose Calculator (BNC) is a calculator notable for being the only device in the world to have enough computation power to make use of the famed Carbonicci sequence. It is also known for its unbelievable degree of accuracy, refusing to take approximations even as inputs. Many people consider it to be what triggered the singularity, that is to say the age of the Nose.

Big Nose Calculator, what is the third entry of the Carbonicci sequence?
///38///
Thank you Big Nose Calculator, what would the world be without you?
///0///

by Carbonicci April 26, 2014

Tomato up the Nose

A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.

Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!

by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020

breathe nose air

Laughing at a meme online, that isn’t really funny.

Bro that reddit meme made me breathe nose air.

by Ushanka Sheep October 13, 2020

Fat Nose Jay

This is a name to call anyone that has a fat, plushy nose.

Amanda: Stop talking to me Jalen.

Jalen: Stfu fat ass.

Amanda: Bitch you stfu Fat Nose Jay.

by Am Papi November 8, 2016

Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.

Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.

by Raquel S. March 29, 2020

Cock nosed platypus

The cock nosed platypus is a rare almost endangered species . Found only in the most southern parts of South America it feeds on tiny insects . Your typical platypus features a flat duck billed nose where as the cock nosed platypus has a big veiny set of dick and balls attached to it's face . If you see one in the wild try not to approach it for they are known to penetrate any threat they might see .

Hey did you happen to see that big cock nosed platypus back there ? It's nose was huge !

by Fuck scorpion February 3, 2018