A parapdilliac sexual act in which a partner places their nose into a person's vaginal introitus to which they then blow their nose into the canal.
Her glistening vulva trembled in anticipation of his throbbing nostrils which ripe for a Texas Nose Flute.
by browndoctor May 14, 2015
Get the Texas Nose Flute mug.When you find rioting people so you take the oldest man and the youngest girl to you trailer, make them lick up each others noses. Let them at it for 1 hour then extract the snot onto a riot shield and rub your uncle on the shield, creating snot on your uncles head. Freeze the kid then feed it to your uncle along with the man. Then release a pack of worms in his left foot.
by The real gangster December 23, 2020
Get the Rioting Nose Lick mug.Intense condition of relentless nasal disturbance, not soothed with any amount of scratching. Occurs most frequently during a competitive session of Smash Bros. with friends ( or enemies ). There is some speculation that this particular syndrome can result from a lack of proper hydration, and there is also a theory that it is because you may just need to take a shower to clear up your pores. Either way, this detrimental condition which causes massive drops in performance, continual sequences of miss-timing aerial dodging, wave dashing, and shielding, is often ignored for far too long usually leading to a complete mental breakdown of sheer frustration in the victim.
person 1: "Wow I'm a God. I just three stocked you with K. Rule"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
person 2: "It didn't count. I have itchy nose syndrome right now"
by Chewonarock March 31, 2019
Get the Itchy Nose Syndrome mug.I’ll never forget the first time she gave me a snubbed nose rhino... It was then I knew... she was a keeper!
by UnderMuffin April 21, 2018
Get the snubbed nose rhino mug.A common expression used when a particular moment or event conveys a similar feeling to that of having a tomato up the nose.
Person 1: Dude my grandma just died.
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
Person 2: Damn, that's such a tomato up the nose moment.
Person 1: Yeah, and not even a ripe one!
by MrTomatoUpTheNose December 15, 2020
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