the early morning enima 

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.

i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.

the early morning enima by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008

Beautiful ugly morning face 

When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.

Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.

I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.

Beautiful ugly morning face by Truemers420 May 20, 2015

Morning shitness 

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.

'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'

Morning shitness by beetee-> May 17, 2010

morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.

Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss

morning kiss by dr seus December 6, 2013

"Good Morning"! 

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)

*Coming downstairs*
"GOOD MORNING"!

"Good Morning"! by Big.W February 25, 2011

morning wood 

when you wake up with a woody

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood

morning wood by R G October 13, 2003

Good Morning Banche 

guhd-moore-neen bon-ch

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Old dirty trick having a girls parents on the phone while you make her yell things during intercourse. Like fuck me, im a whore, your my daddy, etc. Then give her the phone after your done and she says hello and its her parents.

Good Morning Banche by phil anselmo November 29, 2004