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Good Morning

You turn me on, Gil.

Like a light bulb.
Off and On. Off and On. Whenever you enter the room.

Good Morning. Have a good day.
🖤
by Krkič April 22, 2019
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the early morning enima

when you wake up with morning wood and have to take a really bad piss. roll over shove your dick in your partners ass and pee in it.
i was too lazy to get out of bed this morning to take a piss so i gave your fat ass wife the early morning enima.
by leo thunderspot July 5, 2008
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Beautiful ugly morning face

When your girlfriend is just waking up, usually in the morning, and hasn't put on make up or done her hair yet. She thinks she looks ugly but you fall in love all over again.

Usually accompanied By no bra or panties and your t shirt and sweat pants.
I was snap chatting with my girl this morning, damn I missed her beautiful ugly morning face.. I need to move to the pas pronto.
by Truemers420 May 20, 2015
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Morning shitness

When you wake up feeling like crap for no good reason. Often a symptom of clinical depression.
'Dude, be online at 9 tomorrow, I've been getting serious morning shitness lately and it'd be great to talk to someone to cheer me up'
by beetee-> May 17, 2010
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morning kiss

A morning kiss is where the man gets a pleasant surprise from his fellow member down bellow.
Morning glory can now be fixed with a morning kiss
by dr seus December 6, 2013
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"Good Morning"!

The morning after a hard night of drinking, smoking and pleasuring an anonymous girl at your friend’s house party. This phrase would be used at the bottom of the staircase or in the kitchen to inform the rest of the household of you success. (For most impact the phrase should be shouted at full volume)
by Big.W February 25, 2011
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morning wood

Matt wakes up at RGs house with a morning wood
by R G October 13, 2003
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