Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 09, 2019

Matthew

A huge childish brat. he likes watching Lego Chima and Octonauts. Probably likes YouTube Rewind 2018.

A: Wanna watch Teletubies?
B: No, I'm not a Matthew!
A: Yeah but I am!

by JakePaulFanboy101 November 14, 2019

Matthew

Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.

Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player

by user372947291 October 26, 2019

Matthew

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.

Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.

by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019

matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober

OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :

by KJR<3 March 17, 2007

Matthew

a little jew that doesnt have a dad, he had multiple dads

32 infact 👊

"man thats nigger is a matthew"

by Kai breadly April 14, 2019

Matthew

Matthew is a very funny and genuine guy. He never fails to make people laugh and his smile can make anyone’s day. He is very talented in many areas and is always up for a challenge he is very loyal and a friend for life. If you have a matthew in your life, consider yourself lucky

wow, I meet matthew today! he’s so nice and genuine!

by RealdefinitionsOFC October 14, 2018