Matthew

A complete pitty douchebag who never and would never learn to love. He will say “ I miss my ex “ just to take the whole thing as a joke.

“ Matthew is such a dick to his Girlfriend .”

“ Yeah, he keeps saying he loves her but i bet he’s insecure.”

by “0_0” September 23, 2019

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Matthew

Matthew is a type of man with an extraordinarily large dick. Girls admire his confidence and adore his sex. He is sure to make you happy ;)

Girl 1 - Matthew is so hot!!
Girl 2 - I know!!!!

by Drsueus’ mom January 7, 2019

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Dirty Matthew Ashley

When you smell vagina before you start eating it out

Dirty Matthew Ashley smelt the vagina before rooting it

by Period pain March 9, 2019

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matthew adam delevie

a bangable :: lickable :: jesus-like :: gangster pimp :: who is a sexy :: goofy :: goober

OMG! I would so definitely tap that Matthew Adam Delevie! :

by KJR<3 December 15, 2008

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Matthew

Arrogant assholes who only think about themselves. They will play with your heart like your a piece of trash.

Girl 1- Ooo who's that guy.
Girl 2- Thats a Matthew dont do it.
Girl 1- ugh hes a Matthew.

by Kaylee06 October 25, 2019

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Someone named Matthew is an extremely dumb person. They will break your heart and then start dating someone else in a matter of seconds. NEVER EVER DATE SOMEONE NAMED MATTHEW UNLESS ITS NOT THE ONE IM TALKING ABOUT BUT ID JUST STAY AWAY FROM THEM EITHER WAY.

Person 1: Matthew is such a dick.

Person 2: I know. He’s a player

by user372947291 October 25, 2019

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