March 15

The day YOU have to give your boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss soon as you see each other.

Boy: oh hey babe!
Girl: lets go to my room fast.
Boy: ok?
Girl: gives boyfriend a BIG LONG kiss on the lips
Girl: march 15😸

by Your secret lover💋 March 14, 2023

March 22

People born on this day have the biggest and best dick. People mostly fantasize on how the dick of someone born on this day could fit.

Person 1:”Ayy what day is it”

Person 2:”My birthday March 22”

Person 1:”Ohhh that’s why it’s big”

by BigMommyMilkerMan May 4, 2022

Pete March

The greatest band in the world.
producing such classics as where is my wife? and the pete march song.

have you heard pete march? they'll blow your cockilles off man!

by Max maxkeenan Keenan January 23, 2023

March 13

On March 13th, like Mar10 day, it spells out Mar13 in reference to the Splatoon character named “Marie”.

On this day, you must play one Splatoon game featuring the character.

Person 1: Yo, man it’s March 13!
Person 2: Damn, already?
Person 1: Yeah, let’s play Splatoon 3.

by Catgamer1000 March 9, 2023

21st of March

21st of March is National pay your short friend day!!

“Here you go shawty have a fiver” why? “ITS THE 21ST OF MARCH”

by Lolipopssss March 20, 2022

March 24

National Ava day, or National A day.

Show people named Ava or if their names star with a how much you appreciate them.

Hi Ava, It’s March 24, national Ava day!

by cool perso. February 4, 2023

March 3rd

March 3rd highlights the day Lexa Kom Trikru got killed by a stupid person after having sex with her soulmate.

Clexa/Lexa fan 1: The March 3rd belongs to Lexa, sorry I don't make the rules.

by liilheda March 3, 2020