7 July

On this day your non binary partner has to send you sexy pics
by AYO WTF IS CAKE July 07, 2021
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9 July

This day is the anniversary of Robyn’s Birth!
(Person 1): “Hey, did you hear?! It’s Robyn’s Birthday!!”

(Person 2): “Oh wow, It’s already the 9 July already??”
by luciferxxrobyn June 30, 2021
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july 1st

July 1st is the national Orbitiny day, symbolizing the union of Orbits and Atinys, both fandoms of the Kpop groups Loona and Ateez. Being an Orbitiny is the epitome of taste on the earth.
YOU : Are you an Orbitiny ? Then you’re appart of both Rookies legend’s fandoms ! So lucky ! July 1st is our day !
by Loonateez October 15, 2019
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july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch
bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH
by thatbitchwholuvsaybitch May 08, 2022
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Tha July

Tha July means that in the future or in a short while, mad shits about to go down. This can be used any time of the year “July” does not mean the month literally.
dude 1: i have a bad feeling about next year
dude 2 : it’s probably Tha July
by mothPimp June 01, 2020
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Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.
Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.
by Space Wrangler July 26, 2021
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July 15

Go to your bestfriend and slap their butt
Me:Hey *Slaps butt*
Her:YO wtf
Me:It's July 15 bestfriend
by NatsRatHole October 07, 2021
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