Jason

He has just the fattest fucking cock you've ever seen and he's nice he's also very funny and nice he's a nice person

by Butt3n September 15, 2021

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a homosexual homosapien that never knows what to do with himself. bike life or no life? mustache or no mustache? blondes or brunettes? the world may never know. ;)

nancy: i clogged my toilet
catherine: aw man, i think i put too many jason’s in there!

by candycrusher1703 February 09, 2019

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Jason is tall and skinny has is strong. He likes to fight. He likes this on girl named Kendall and can't get over girls he likes. Has brown hair and plays sports and a trumpet. Is smart and good looking.

Jason is smart.

by Avdoc November 07, 2018

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Jasonis the kindest and sweetest person u will ever meet.He has a huge heart and is someone u always wanna be Around.He can be annoying at times but would do anything for his family and significant other.He loves playing games on his ps4 but always makes time for that one special person{in his life.

Wow Jasonloves that girl so much.

by Nana31519 September 16, 2019

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Jason is a king amongst men that I have an undying, irrevocable love for. It is like he emits an aura so bright and powerful I'd literally faint in his very presence alone. He is so smart and talented, has irish roots, and has the sexiest, gorgeous build and ginger hair. Oh my, he is so breathtakingly handsome, you'd have to see him in person to believe it. His voice sounds like a chorus of angels. I will tell you, I despise every other 'Jason' in this world because my Jason is the only one who deserves to bear this name, which in itself, is an honor. He is my true love, and I will always love Jason forever, I've always have, and I forever will.

Random girl: Who is that fella over there?
Me: What do you mean fella? THAT'S JASON! HE IS A LITERAL GOD THAN EVEN GOD HIMSELF.

by Liaaa_6 April 11, 2023

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