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Ghetto-rettes

Someone that blurts into a small ebonic episode due to lack of proper etiquette, grammar, and at times vocabulary. These symptoms can quickly assist on where the individual grew-up and how they were raised.
We were having a delightful chat about the housing market. Then she Ghetto-rettes me with "yamean".
by Macho215 April 22, 2009
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ghetto harpy

Trashy ghetto girl prone to loud screeching fights in public places with her friends and baby daddies. Often, but not necessarily black.
We had to call the cops, as the ghetto harpy was having another fight with her baby daddy in the front yard.
by HoaxesCroaxes March 31, 2011
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ghetto hole

A small hole, usually between 1/4" and 1/2" in diameter, intentionally placed in the floorboard of a vehicle so that it's occupant(s) may dispose of illicit narcotics in the event of getting "rolled" or pulled over by the police.
That tweaker 's car probably has a fuckin' ghetto hole in it!
by 94caprice February 5, 2017
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Ghetto Tagalongs

When one takes an oreo or any similar cookie treat, separates the two sides, slabs some peanut butter on one side, assembles the cookie and then proceeds to eat. Thus making a delicious snack for anyone with the munchies on a budget.
"Ey maine i seent that girl scout cookie box over there let me get some..
"Nah maine those be ghetto tagalongs you know we aint got no money....shoo my mom made those to cheat out those hoes...
by MuchMasterMunchie October 5, 2009
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Ghetto Noodles

Another way of referring to Ramen Noodles.
Bro #1 - "Yo dawg, what you thinking for lunch?"
Bro #2 - "Maann, I'm broke duuude! I'ma have me some 25 cent Ghetto Noodles!"

or

Customer - "Yo what isle yo noodles at?"
Grocery Clerk - "What kind of noodles Sir? Spaghetti?"
Customer - "Naww....Ummm, Ghetto Noodles."
Grocery Clerk - "The Ramen is on isle 5."
Customer - "Thanks...."

True Story
by Wacky Guy March 6, 2012
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ghetto leafblower

The act in which one individual forcefully blows air into another individuals anus. While doing this act the blowee pleasures the blower with a variety of pleasing acts.
Because of his lack of motivation David gave Jim a ghetto leafblower?
by Bigolhunk December 2, 2014
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ghetto-moseyer

n. also known as "ghemoseyer."
Someone in front of you who walks about leisurely, esp. down narrow hallways and sidewalks. They aimlessly wander about as if where they are going does not matter, therefore making the people walking behind them late for wherever it is they are going. Some even swerve around so that you cannot walk past them. Ghemoseyers can be very agitating, esp. when you are already running late.
"Gah! This stupid ghetto-moseyer won't get out of my way."

"Silly ghemoseyers."
by Ganoosi December 6, 2004
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