ass cadet

A word for describing a homosexual.

Richard Simmons is an ass cadet.

by I. P. Freeley March 10, 2006

up in that ass

To get balls deep in anything; whether it be a person, place, thing, or idea. In addition, any noun also has an ass. Therefore, it is possible to get into both. However, to accomplish this feat, one must use the possessive.

We didn't know where to go for food so Larry suggested we get up in some Taco Bell's ass.

That dude pissed me off so i got right up in that ass and tore it up!

I'm going to get up in her ass's ass.

by BallsDeep'sAss March 06, 2010

shelf ass

When one's ass, usually larger female's, stick so far out horizontally that it may be used as a shelf to place items on.

"Hey dude, have you seen my drink?"

"Oh broski, I left it on that bitch's shelf ass ahead of us in the line in Wal-Mart."

"What the fux, bro."

by SpykeIzLeet August 21, 2011

ass fiddler

A gay dude. period. One who fiddles with asses

That fucking ass fiddler is wearing Capri pants and a pink camo shirt again!

by V dux August 28, 2007

Monkey Ass

A stubborn child, esp. one that exhibits monkey-like traits (e.g. small, agile, and wild)

Get cho monkey ass off the computer and do your homework.

by stop it loser March 04, 2009

Ass Pussy

Asshole used for penile penetration.

Sally has an excellent ass pussy if your looking for some back door action tonight.

by joe5540 August 16, 2010

face ass

Word used to end a sentence after making fun of someone.

Chase: "I went shopping at the mall today"
Devonte: "Look at you and your shop till i drop face ass"

by Ponch Crane September 25, 2007