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Text Sex

when jake and kathleen send urgent text messages saying text sex now
kath: um hey jake.....
jake: TEXT SEX NOW!!!!!!!! *urgent*
by kathjake May 27, 2008
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Tipsy Text

The equivalent to the drunk dial.

1. Texting the opposite sex with excessive emoticans

2. Texts that are not readable unless one is also under the influence.

3. Texting random people just to spark a conversation
;-) :-D <3333

"we shfhould tttoly hngouta sum1time"

yo bro..how's college life mannn gettng any or whattt

all are exmapls of tipsy texts
by fattehboi February 11, 2009
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Bottom text

We your smashing and the person on the bottom starts texting someone
Man he was making me bored while smashing so I started to bottom text my friend
by Es me November 6, 2017
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Pocket Text

When you see that you have a text, read it, and purposefully do not respond to it (analogous to a presidential pocket veto)
"I told her lets hang out but she never responded...I think she went with a pocket text"
by lexmasterflex11 December 2, 2009
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sleep texting

when you say goodnight to a person through text then they respond to you with a question and you just have to reply.
person 1: okay well im going to sleep goodnight.
person 2: wait what is our homework?
person 1: oh page 135 questions 1-5.
person 2: thanks. wait i thought u were asleep?
person 1: i was sleep texting.
by texter1000 December 7, 2009
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Unprotected Text

If you disable autocorrect and still send messages then you're engaging in unprotected text. Next time use protextion.
I just got this error ridden message from this girl. She must be engaging in unprotected text.
by bookkake July 27, 2016
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text over

That annoying situation when one or both people in a text conversation are using smart phones and text each other so rapidly to get their points across it appears they are talking over each other. In regular conversation, said texter(s) or would be known as that rude person who always interrupts you.
itexter: hey do you want to go to dinner?
avgjoe: typing...(i would love to-)
itexter: we can go to that sushi place
avgjoe: dismisses message, keeps typing (...but i have-)
itexter: i know you said you wasted to last week
itexter: hahaha *wanted
avgjoe: I CANT!!

avgjoe: I hate when you text over me!!
by lovetotext June 16, 2012
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