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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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Forced Pairing

When a character in an online roleplay session is forced to be in a relationship as part of god-modding on the other character's half and not willingly, the character in general may claim that it is willing but it comes across as more like Stockholm Syndrome.
'Dylan and Brandon are not a couple in the RP, it's a Forced Pairing because Dylan is mind controlling him'.
by MM132 March 4, 2019
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forced my lute

A phrase used in "An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals", a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton.

Its literal meaning would be that the preassure created during the experiment was enough to breeak the "lute", which was a substance used to make seals between various chemistry apparatus (1)

A more modern use of the phrase thats recently started to recently arise, is to use it as an alternative to "grinds my gears" (2)
(1) "At first there came over only phlegm, afterward a black oil, and then likewise a spirit arose which I could noways condense; but it forced my lute, or broke my glasses" - An Experiment concerning the Spirit of Coals, a letter to Robert Boyle from John Clayton

(2) "Ya know, it really forces my lute when people dont read the pinned comments" - Technology Connections : Pressure lamps: gaslighting on the go
by vivid_62 February 10, 2024
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force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.
"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."
by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015
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fair force

an absolute buffoon, a beta male, anyone who has used this name and are currently using this name are the human embodiment of pathetic, built like a stick
Guy 1: OMG! HAHA! ITS FAIR FORCE! WHAT AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!

Guy 2: HAHA! HE IS BUILT LIKE A TWIG!
by GeraldtheHerald2012 November 13, 2019
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Forced Social Interaction

When you get added to a random group chat which 2 or other people and they try to talk to you, usually use the words like hey or hi or nora
Person 1: Hey There
Person 2: This is forced social interaction
Person 2: Forced Social Interaction is not a Joke
Person 3: Nora
by Epsom-Printed November 5, 2019
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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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