Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
by bull/shit May 09, 2023
The act of suddenly changing lanes for no reason, generally done to mess with the stoners, drunks, or oblivious people who are packed into the back of your car.
You: What's that in the road up there?
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
Stoners in the backseat: TIMBER WOLF!
*you abrubtly change lanes*
by Keturah November 21, 2009
Dude: " Tim looks like a gay bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."
Girl: " No Tim is straight, he's a pure timber wolf not a bear."
by TimberWolf254 November 01, 2017
A guy who is really athletic but does not associate himself with females. Some may think this fellow man is gay but he swears he’s straight
by Will_ike February 08, 2025
by Snowy :3 November 15, 2017
by Radical-Wolf October 31, 2003
Absolute zest lord. Danny Wolf will fuck your Dad, Brother, Dog and you if you look at him the wrong way. Danny is quite zesty and goes unmatched, he has so much rizz that whenever he enters a room everyone starts spraying like a fire hose. DO NOT mess with a Danny Wolf if you come into close proximity of one, he will fuck you...
Bro 1: "Bro I'm bricked.."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because Danny Wolf just winked at me while licking his lips."
Bro 2: "Why bro?"
Bro 1: "Because Danny Wolf just winked at me while licking his lips."
by dannywolffanboy27 March 30, 2023