February 14

The day where one dumbass called another dumbass a whore, and boom they became friends (eventually something else but shhh)

me: remember when i called you a whore one February 14?
matt: ...
me: you're still a whore

by sssenpai? April 23, 2020

february 35

The day when you get bitches

Yeah I'll fuck you february 35

by Tactical Boneman April 5, 2023

February 28

National lose your virginity day… let your bf pop your cherry

Hey babe… its February 28, come fuck me!

by Boiperson1236 October 4, 2021

February 5

February 5 is the day the best main dancer in K-Pop was born.
It’s NCT’s youngest member birthday; Park Jisung

Dear Jisung, everytime its February 5, i wish you the best for your future

You will be the future of K-Pop,

Please grow up well Jisung!! I will keep supporting you <3

-A loyal asteroid

by Jisung Future Of K-Pop July 31, 2021

February 25

Super fun, light hearted people are born on February 25. You’ll find them mysteriously entertaining and all around genuinely good people. If you were born February 25 you are a Pisces.

“Hey! When’s your birthday?” “February 25”
“Oh sick dude, you must be awesome!”

by BellaNicole June 7, 2021

February 7

Send your crush a wholesome meme day.

Boy 1: *send wholesome meme*
Boy 2: aww that's cute
Boy 1: it's February 7th.
Boy 2: oH-

by chocobocko February 7, 2021

February 14

Where you make your dumb boyfriend buy you something or kick him in the balls :)🥰

You: “Hey babe did u get me anything?”

Him: “No whats today again”
You: “February 14 duh valentines day”
Him: “Oh yea no”
You: “Kick him in the balls” 😩

by Youuanddmeetogetherforeveeer February 12, 2021