malicious farts

1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.

chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu

chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.

chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.

chet: uhhwhaaa?

chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.

by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010

hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.

When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!

by Rev Ron November 5, 2010

snap fart

A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.

"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".

by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009

Fart Fever

The fever you have after farting for 3 straight hours from the food you ate at your friends house.

"Man, I came down with a case of fart fever from that fucking burrito!"

by CockMan79 May 12, 2009

Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.

person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."

by Nem0__ March 4, 2009

Fairy Farts

A fragrance you can be fooled by the name of it Fairies spend their day around some of the sweetest and aromatic things imaginable, it's a slightly musky sent from the dew of the morning. Sweetness layered scent, with overtones of fruit and a slightly musky rich undertones and a hint of floral.

As I walked through the meadows this morning I could picture all the fairy farts which made such a wonderful fragrance.

by Crossroads Corner September 1, 2015

roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.

Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019