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by confuzyon March 29, 2017
Get the fart therapymug. A completely unexpected fart which is not allowed to completely be expelled. Instead, immediately and conscieously cut off by the ass cheeks Thus, making a "snap" or brief, high pitched sound.
"She tried to pretend it was her shoes but I know damn well that Matilda from the accounting department let a snap fart in the lunch line!".
by chicachica_boomboom April 18, 2009
Get the snap fartmug. 1. A fart that will research your history, stalk you, find where you live, break into your house and then commence to murder you, maliciously. 2. A fart with a creepy beard. 3. A fart that knows your social security and will pay your taxes, NOT ON TIME!!! 4. or a stinky fart.
chad: ugh, i farted dude. uhhuhu
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
chet: uhuhuhhhuh duddde not cool that was malicious.
chad: chyeeahh duude, it has a beard.
chet: uhhwhaaa?
chad: chyeahhh. malicious farts. duuuuuude. ballin.
by San pablo holy ghost August 25, 2010
Get the malicious fartsmug. When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
Get the hydraulic fartmug. Contrary to popular lies, this originated in medieval Scotland when, after a full gut of haggis, one could be found swiftly exiting the crannog to clean you're arse due a follow through which has lodged at the rear of the kilt and needs to be scrapped off!
by TheCorrectKnowledge March 29, 2020
Get the Fart Dartmug. by CockMan79 May 12, 2009
Get the Fart Fevermug. After you rip ass, you proceed to grab the fart directly from the anal opening and throw it at a companion as if it was a baseball.
by ur gramma November 29, 2009
Get the fart pitchingmug.