Duck Shunter

One who enjoys shafting ducks up teh ass...primarily aimed at an odd individual of emo or strange likeness to animals..

"To shunt a duck, is to shunt duck, but to shunt a cow is totally wrong.."

by LFG September 20, 2004

Steppin on Ducks

A phrase used to conceal multiple flatulance. The individaul passes gas that coincides with each ensuing footstep, in turn creating the illusion that the pedestrian is in fact "steppin on ducks".

Wife: Honey, are farting?
Husband: Nah baby, I'm just steppin on ducks.

"Dang son, this here chili's gonna make step on ducks."

by Jared Knight January 7, 2007

prince duck

The fattest duck ever and the jesus duck and the prince of all ducks

Prince duck is pretty fat not gonna lie

by Prince The Duck August 22, 2021

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

ducking wired

A common phrase typed originally as "fucking weird" into a blackberry with a condensed keypad and changed by the blackberry's "spell wreck" software to read "ducking wired".

Lisa: I feel like I'm hungover this morning yet I wasn't drinking last night!

Sharleen: That's ducking wired. Maybe you're pregnant.

Lisa: I'm not pregnant! Duck you!

by BlueCrystal August 17, 2010

Muscovy Duck

A duck that looks to be a cross between a turkey and a duck, but ducks and turkeys don't cross.

Is that a turkey duck

No that's a Muscovy Duck, turkeys and ducks don't cross.

by BAM! I'm sexy April 1, 2010

DUCK BURROW

AN UNDERGROUND DWELLING MADE BY THE BURROWING DUCK. THEY TEND TO COLLAPSE UNDER DRUNK PEOPLE CAUSING THEM TO FALL. MORE OF THEM TEND TO APPEAR ON WEEKENDS AND NEAR HOLIDAYS, ESPECIALLY NEW YEAR'S EVE/DAY.

George stepped in a duck burrow, fell uphill and twisted his ankle - he won't be able to come to work today.

by Mike in Ocala February 11, 2010