A term used for any football team who's players are all celebreties or criminals and who are suppost to win every game but nevereven make it to the playoffs
Bruce: hey dude everybodys sayin that the steelers are going to win the superbowl this year!
James: nah man they'll probably just Dallas Cowboys the season as usual
Overly convoluted or meritless art. The term was coined in the South Park Episode "Chef's Salt Chocolate Balls" to describe poor-quality independent films.
"Independent films are just a bunch of gay cowboys eating pudding"
-Eric Cartman
"Hey, how was the movie 'Only God Forgives'?"
"It's Gay Cowboys Eating Pudding"
A complicated procedure, you need to first antique your victim and paint their face with lipstick like the joker. Once this is done, you need to drop a deuce on some paper and smear a bit of fresh shit on your balls, then proceed to teabag the victim as per the normal teabag procedure. Once done, don't forget to clean your bag.
Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"