My girlfriend likes to poke the chicken because she likes the feeling when her finger bounces out of my anus.
by JayJay123 May 26, 2011
Get the Poke the chickenmug. A hip new dance that requires the dancer to hold a fictional "feed bag" in one hand and use the other arm to spread the feed amongst ones fellow dancers.
The best way to "feed the chicken" is by using a smooth fluid motion from left to the right.
Perfecting this dance will attract members of the opposite at an alarming rate so make sure you are prepared. Proper preparation and execution of this tactic will guarantee you a trip to the boneyard.
The best way to "feed the chicken" is by using a smooth fluid motion from left to the right.
Perfecting this dance will attract members of the opposite at an alarming rate so make sure you are prepared. Proper preparation and execution of this tactic will guarantee you a trip to the boneyard.
Q: What are you doing?
A: Its this cool new dance, spreading quicker than the plague.
Q: What do you call it?
A: Feed'in the chicken
A: Its this cool new dance, spreading quicker than the plague.
Q: What do you call it?
A: Feed'in the chicken
by Feed Masta January 19, 2008
Get the Feed'in the chickenmug. ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of. clamping your ball sack with one hand and leaving a little air room. while squeezing you ball sack, make sure you mimic the heartbeat of any individual. give it a few squezzes in a row . if done correctly your ball sack will pulsate through the opening made with yuor hand, thus representing a chicken heart. a.k.a. the gorrilla kidney
by Red Robin March 10, 2005
Get the chicken heartmug. When your significant other is jerking you off using both hands in an alternating motion resembling the chicken dance.
by Spordo January 12, 2015
Get the Jerk chickenmug. How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.
Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."
by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010
Get the Chicken Surprisemug. When you go to chickfilla and when you order a chicken sandwich and find a slimy chode in it when you take the first bite
by Dwrek June 14, 2008
Get the Chicken Chodemug. by peppersweetcorn225 April 20, 2018
Get the CHICKEN FETISHmug.