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Spicy Cake

When you meet a "girl" who you really fancy but when you take her to your house, you find out that she is a he. At first, you think you're getting nice, sweet cake but in the end, it's extremely spicy.
Kyle seems to be into that girl but all he's getting is spicy cake tonight.
That girl is hot but I feel like she's just a slice of spicy cake.
This guy is really into me but wait until I give him a dish of spicy cake.
by lyricalkek July 26, 2016
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Cake Dodger

One whom through sheer cheap-skatery denies his colleague the satisfaction of his or her OBLIGATORY birthday work cake.

A cake dodger will likely employ diversionary tactics such as changing the topic, Oh-shit-I-didn't-have-time excuses, monetary/financial excuses and the famous "Hey look behind you... No really there's someone behind you!" manoeuvre.

Also known as the lowest common denominator of human existence, a cake dodger should be met with nothing less than deeply seeded contempt and scorn.
Leo: Hey mate, is the report ready to ?
James: Shut up Cake Dodger!
by TheQiffMiffler August 7, 2016
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Baked Cake

A fat ass that has been smacked to a red hot perfection.
"Damn Daniel, she had baked cake after I was done with her last night!"
by Ash Catchnun September 19, 2016
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Muffla cake

A muffin with a jaffa cake stuffed inside
by Digital vibes November 12, 2016
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cake tasting

Eating the cake.
Or
Going down on a woman.
I think Rob owes me a cake tasting tonight.
by Tish_9696 October 30, 2015
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Dirt Cake

When some one has a good looks but a shit personality
by Mr. Staley January 22, 2016
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italian cake

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018
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