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Cheese Grater Dick

A person with a cheese grater dick is a very specific type of person. As soon as you look at such a man, you will immediately know of their cheese grater dick characteristics. Said person is quite a cuck, and lack much of a care for others.
Person 1: "Go fuck yourself, faggot
Person 2: "Shut the up, you cheese grater dick cuck"
Cheese Grater Dick by hallowedchris October 12, 2019

Cheese cat 

A cat that has had many surgeries turning its bones into cheese giving it the power of the moon because the moon is mad out of cheese
Cheese cat by Beansssssssssss March 20, 2020

Cheese Play 

A sexual act where a couple collects their cheese like substances (smegma if male), formed after months of not bathing or cleaning, and generally uses it to perform various acts, such as lathering, eating, spitting to and fro, using as lube, mixing each other's together, mixing with food, etc.
Aw dude my I woke up to the smell of my aunt and uncle doing Cheese Play in my room again.
Cheese Play by The Gay Mankini October 3, 2021

cheese-dick 

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.
Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

cheese melt 

noun- The cheese melt is a refined art of shaming, a cheese melt is constituted by removing ones pants and undergarments, layering thinly sliced cheese pieces along their ass crack, and using some method of heat (a lighter is recommended) to melt the cheese along their ass crack. Please note all rules and regulations regarding shaming apply to the cheese melt with the exception that the person recieving a cheese melt must be the first person to pass out.
The next time Arjun pass's out I am going to give him a chees melt.
cheese melt by Bodelle April 20, 2005

cheese louise 

it's kinda like saying jeeze louise but it's ten times better.
cheese!!!
cheese louise!! did u see that guy's max hit??!!..cheese louise..he must'a been playin runescape fer ever to get that...
cheese louise by angiexx October 16, 2008