bum-fumbling

To have no direction, goals or ambition. To be lazy, slothful. To go through life aimlessly.

Lakessa has been bum-fumbling all year by moving and being evicted from five residences in 12 months.

by Puma&Panther January 25, 2023

Mokers bum

An insult for almost about anything

John fortnite was being such a mokers bum

by John fortnite December 29, 2021

trust bum

(noun) a homeless individual who is living off the rummaged spoils of a previous homeless generation.

"He's a trust bum! He's never had to find a can in his life."

by mr.xe October 31, 2011

Wok Bum

Wok flat bum asian bum

It’s what asians say to each other “why you got wok bum when you walk so much”

by Trudstar June 17, 2018

Bum Wink

to clench your bum when you hear of something disgusting

Person 1 "Oh my did you hear about .....?? she was shaving her legs and while shaving she cut her leg that bad that you could see the bone"

Person 2"Oh my god that just made my bum wink!"

by bumwinker April 7, 2011

bum hoop

sticky round object located in the crevases of the male or female bottom.
More commonly known as the entrance to the shit pipe!!

James "I was on my second wipe and on inspection i realised that some paper had been left behind".
Matt "It's probably been caught on an undigested peanut stuck in your bum hoop, do check there young fella".

by Andy Wallwork2 October 6, 2008

Bum Chuffing

A palm Massage of the rectum in which to remove the unworldly contents. Often sexual, this technique is primarily used for pleasure but can also relieve bowel tension.

(1)"That man is a Bum Chuffer."
(2)"She is clearly in need of the Bum Chuff procedure."
(3) "Would you please relieve my Bowels with a 15 minute Bum Chuffing?"

by Curly Crimson September 6, 2009