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bumper bowling

The tendency of a pedestrian preoccupied with another task (e.g. talking on a cell phone, fiddling with a portable music device) to veer left and right across the sidewalk, unknowingly blocking faster-walking pedestrians attempting to overtake them.

So named for the similarity between the perpetrator's movements and those of a bowling ball in the eponymous ten-pin bowling variant, in which the lane's gutters are blocked by bumpers to prevent gutterballs.
"I just missed the Muni because I couldn't get around some Bluetooth idiot who was hella bumper bowling."
by derat January 6, 2008
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bolder bowl

A nug of marijuana resin close to the size of a dime or bigger which has been scrapped from paraphernilia.
"Hey man scrape that piece."
"Make a bolder bowl!"
by EvanZG. March 6, 2008
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Bowl of Dicks

What fuckboys can eat while they are being fuckboys. Also can be used to describe someone who has made you uncomfortable or upset.
Those Fuckboys at the end of the bar can eat a Bowl of Dicks
by MetzgerMeister1 December 25, 2018
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Anal Bowling

When someone lies on their back, puts their legs in the air, and spreads them, then their partner takes a ball and rolls it in their ass
Lisa and i went anal bowling last night, we got the ball out but she will never be the same
by Cat manner December 3, 2016
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bola bowl

The mystical g-spot located within the throat of an Arab/derka-derkastanly man. When aroused, may cause vomiting or death.
"Yo dawg, my gurl got me in my G-hod the other day."
"Nah brah, that's nothing, my gurl got me in my bola bowl yesterday. I vomited on her. She loved it."
by Jihaad Bola Bola November 12, 2012
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Chalk the bowl

After taking a dump (likely large in nature), and flushing the excrement, if marks are left on the toilet bowl from your shit, you have successfully "chalked the bowl", and multiple flushes may be necessary to remove your prize or possibly a scrub of the toilet brush!
I like to chalk the bowl after a huge meal of Indian curry chicken.
by Historical Accuracy November 16, 2015
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Cat Bowls

In the game of power hour, a bowl used to catch excess beer that overflowed from the shot glass.
Ay man! Grab some Cat Bowls for this power hour so we don't waste any beer.
by 6223Loretta August 28, 2010
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