ruler biscuit

no one really knows.

"Man hide your money
Hide your dope
And hide your ruler biscuit
It's like so devestated
The way i stay so jaded"
-Andre Nickatina, Coka Cola

by JennyandKenny..andJeff February 7, 2009

flippin biscuits

pmsing,going crazy,bitching a lot

DAMN NIGGA! This BItch BE flippin Biscuits YO!

by TITO HUMANO April 28, 2005

dry biscuits

A phrase with no room to be interpreted sexually. Used when needed to clear the mind of any sexually disturbing or inappropriate thoughts.

andrew: dead baby sex

sarah: dry biscuits

by YourUniquePseudonyHere October 17, 2008

Beard Biscuit

Hunks of shit that end up in your beard after performing cunnilingus.

I ate her out last night and ended up with a boat load of 'Beard Biscuits'

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

biscuit hoot

Hoots of joy or sadness from the African American Negro.

After receiving his first paycheck from Popeye's, Dushuon let out a biscuit hoot of glee heard 'round the 'hood. But then, this bicuit hoot was followed by a sad biscuit hoot when he realized that half of this check would go to child support, the other half would go to Luigi the rock slanger.

by Cinnamon Crime Ring (CCR) May 2, 2004

Flaky Biscuit

When your ejaculate trickles down to your balls, dries, crusts over. You may then allow a girl to eat it off. (Works better if you haven't showered; thus, you will have extra nut butter for the Flaky Biscuit).

"So, did she have some of your flaky biscuit last night?"
"Did you have any nut butter leftover from basketball for your flaky biscuit?"

by Andrew McDodus November 13, 2007

b to the biscuit

Straight up virgin bitch!

Yo! That Rob Lunder is a b to the biscuit.

by TK McShane September 26, 2006