Rank beats

Music that is well-known for its use while deficating. Good shit-taking music dude.

Until Paul had turned on the rank beats, he was having a little difficulty taking a dooper.

by Stevie Y November 10, 2004

Beat the Cheese

When one masturbates or jerks off so hard that one farts.

Dude last night I bought a new porn and I went to town and beat the cheese. - John

That is utterly disgusting - Greg

by KCoffee1 December 9, 2008

Beat the Demon

A word Christians use to explain masturbation to teenage boys. Usually used by hard core Christians or older belivers in christainity. Made popular by Edward Current

Young Boy-"I saw grampa playing with his pee pee yesterday!"

Christain- "Oh no! Your grandpa like to Beat the Demon! He is a sinner!"
Father- "Man, fuck you and your religious talk."

by ThatYouPornGuy October 22, 2010

Heat and Beat

When someone slathers their penis in their own cum, takes a type of paper (Notebook paper, sandpaper, etc.) and then uses a hair dryer to mold the paper around their penis for extra grip.

Josh: Beating my meat the old fashioned way doesn't feel good anymore...

Dakota: Try the Heat and Beat! You'll never stop!

by Bandicooties69 September 29, 2018

Max-Beat

A term used to describe the epic amount of violence one individual inflicts upon another individual. Created after the angry outburst that occurred when NHL player Maxime Talbot switched from the Pittsburgh Penguins to the Philadelphia Flyers.

I'm going to Max-Beat your ass to the underworld, fool!

by LuckyNumber87 August 15, 2011

beat poetry

A revolution started by the beat poets that mainly dealt with issues such as censorship. Accordingly, many beat poems are vulgar or obscene in nature, not only to foil censorship laws, but to be free, kickass poetry. The beats are typically considered pre hippies. The revolution started with what was called the Sixth Gallery poetry reading. At this reading on the west coast, a bottle of wine was passed around, and Jack Kerouac read his soon to be famous poem "Howl". The audience felt so emotional that they began shouting, a tradition that continues when the poem is read today.

I like beat poetry, especially Kerouac!

by makeitfunkay April 11, 2006

beat box

When a dude screws his girl while a buddy of his hides in the closet beat boxing and the couple does it to his rhythm.

Yo man. I was beat boxing this chick while my homie was doin a jack in the box}

by DC May 8, 2005