Beached

The result of spending time at the beach. Lots and Lots of sand in your nether regions.

Sometimes you'll find some a week later!
"Why do you keep on scratching your dick" "Oh I got beached"
by Sean WiterMan April 21, 2019
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Beached

When the player of a pay to win video game spends so much money in game that the game he/she/they paid money to win becomes soft locked, rendering them unable to play or otherwise participate in the games core functions.
Person 1: Yo man, you hear what happened to jtisallbusiness!?

Person 2 Sheeesh! Dude got Beached hard! Blizzard better get somebody on that! He spent 100K and can't even play...

Person 1: Yeah, it's gonna get ugly if they don't!
by Mitch Killington Esq. August 02, 2022
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Koopa Troopa Beach

I used the Koopa Troopa Beach shortcut in Mario Kart 64
by Delelelelelemariokart November 13, 2016
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South Beach Breath Right

The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.
Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.

Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.

Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.

Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
by Professor Deuterium February 17, 2018
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Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 18, 2010
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Beach Cat

An individual who is very similar to a cat (resembles a cat, always lands on their feet, very hygienic, etc.) Who also coincidentally either lives by or spends the majority of their time at the beach.
You know what they say about that Alanna girl, she's a real beach cat!
by obeywalrus December 18, 2010
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Beach blowy

When youre on a nude beach and a women you dont know gives you a free blowy and leaves never to be seen again and when she does reappear she gives you another blowy
Guy: this beach is nice
Woman: *appears*
Women: *immediately gives blowy*

1 hour later
Gu: oh fuck, nah where you going then? Thanks for the Beach Blowy
Woman: disappeares
2 years later on same beach
The Same Woman: appears
Guy: ah shit, here we go again
by Yoooo bois July 21, 2019
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