Waxing my Bat

To Masterbate

Friend 1, You coming to the pub tonight?
Friend2, I may be in later? I’m horny so Waxing my Bat first

by Sintelliner August 18, 2021

Thot bat

A bat to keep the hoes away from your much blooming attractive teenage son.

Mom: “ I’m gonna beat these hoes with a thot bat”
Sister of Mom: “agreed.

by Olbrickedup July 14, 2024

Vibe Check Bat

A Vibe Check Bat is a bat that is used to vibe check people mostly bullies but can also be used to vibe check other people.

Kk:Time for a vibe check
*grabs bat*

Dylan:plez no

Ok is using a Vibe Check Bat

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

Bats for the other side

Descriptive of a gay, by a straight.

Bill obviously bats for the other side.

by Naughty Daddy August 11, 2022

bat waifu

Blushingmoon is the ultimate bat waifu .... a lewd mistress of the sweetest variety!

She appeared as a wicked bat waifu!

by Blushingmoon December 28, 2017

hip bat

To have sex without regard for the comfort of the partner.

We're so into it, we're hip batting all night long and now I'm having trouble walking.

by sTmykal October 17, 2014

Flesh bat

A hard wood shaft ready to play ball

My husband loves to swing on my pussy with his flesh bat, till he knocks one out of the park, and cums all the way home.

by Evond Kiss March 10, 2023