Austin, literally the first guy to love me for me and the last! He always has that dang hoodie on and that hat of his that makes me blush everytime. He either wears some heydudes or cowboy boots. He’s funniest guy I ever met always make me laugh when my stomach is hurting. His smile don’t even get me started that smile of his just makes my day.Wow your oughta meet a good cowboy like Austin. Me and Austin fell in love in the fall now fall is my favorite season! He’s has s mullet with soft brunette hair with brown eyes to finish it all. Remember if a loves you like Austin loves me might as well marry him already ladies!
by Shicaraaaa September 17, 2024

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by Waxap December 13, 2019

Is probably on of those guys who has a small redhead gay guy who has a tiny penis, is a squeaker and only plays Fortnite with a soccer skin.
by Yeetman69420360 April 15, 2020

by cockman2 April 29, 2024

Usually a virgin who is also a bigot for no less than the true meaning of a racist, mostly towards Asian women. They also tend to be overwight for their love of cake and cookies. They drive big American trucks to try and hide being a redneck.
by Monty Reaper October 23, 2014

He’s a super smart man with smexy glasses and he wants to show you his new trickshot! Don make him mad because that’ll be strike one, alright?!
by Dr. Johnny September 6, 2023
