Retractable Asshole

When someone tries to insult you, gets caught, then tries to play it off as if they were trying to laugh with you instead of at you.

Julie: "Hey, my pants just ripped, help me cover it please..."

Matt: "Hey, everyone, Julie's pants just ripped, you can see her bare ass!!"

Julie: "Why you gotta be a douchewad and broadcast it to everyone!?"

Matt: "Calm down, I was just joking.."

Julie: "Nice, you want to play Retractable Asshole card. Cool Talent, bro."

by Graphitestreak October 5, 2021

Flickering Asshole

A person who demonstrates inconsistent assholery.

He’s such a suck up to both teams. Flickering asshole.

Why do you have to be such a flickering asshole? When you want to fuck me up, at least do it right.

by c16a July 4, 2021

the devil's asshole

An adjective describing something either extremely hot (no, not hot as in hot attractive, hot as in hot temperature) like it came from the fiery depths of hell, having an ungodly stinking stench, or both.

It's as hot as the devil's asshole in here!
Jesus Christ, it stinks to all hell here, like I'm lying down on the devil's asshole after he just let rip!

by yqwertzx August 27, 2022

Asshole Scraper

The occupation of scraping the crust from around a persons anus

My friend Austin is the best Asshole Scraper I know!

by 大きなペニス March 25, 2022

Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.

I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.

by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022

asshole tax

An undisclosed sales tax charged to everyone else on most (if not all) things sold at retail stores nationwide due to the selfish actions of a select few assholes. Such actions that these assholes are guilty of include shoplifting, holding up the line in the store while trying to bargain down the price of a certain item in order to avoid paying high price for such item, and lastly, just being a plain dick to the cashier or to other retail workers all while asking to speak to the manager.

Don't be a dick to the cashier while at the Target or you'll be charged an asshole tax!!

by Neveracoltsfan317 December 1, 2021

Gentleman Asshole

A gentleman asshole is the type who is a nice guy you respectful, the type that would help a old lady across the street but the moment you disrespect them they will put you down a peg.

"Hey I'm not a bad guy I'm just a gentleman asshole, there is a huge difference hun."

by DeAndreTheSly June 14, 2022