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Asshole Tourette’s

The result off over eating too much greasy food. You end up shitting your brains out in an uncontrolled manor.
I had KFC for lunch and Mexican for dinner and a long night of Asshole Tourette’s. As a side note, I lost 10 lbs.
by Dirk Diggler Stunt Double December 28, 2022
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asshole effect

The tendency for meetings to go longer than necessary because participants feel the need to share their own opinions even though, typically, these opinions are not useful.

Origin: From "opinions are like assholes--everybody has one" and the asshole move of extending meetings longer than necessary.
1. "UGH we could have ended the meeting a half hour early but there was MAJOR asshole effect going on today!"

2. "This is a nice report on our fourth quarter earnings. However, in your pie chart you use magenta and I think that crimson would be more pleasing to the eyes."
"You know, John, when this is printed out through the second floor copier, the color is always slightly different than what appears on screen."
"Hmm, is that so? Has Richard looked at that lately? Have we been sending out reports with the wrong color of crimson this whole time?"
"I think mauve would be a nice color. It was used on the quarter 3 report. It also matches nicely with our company's logo."
"How about colorblind people? Will this be a problem when they read the report?"
"Hmm, Chad, can you get us some numbers on how many potentially colorblind people will be reading this?"
"Ooh, we might also want to do a cost-benefit analysis of toner costs."
<sigh...>
by trevacious February 4, 2016
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holiday asshole

N. A person who at a festive event, wedding, holiday, party, is is being an asshole, or just makes an ass out of themselves and ruins it for everybody.
The christmas party was awesome until Brad upper decked the bathroom and got us kicked out of the party, what a holiday asshole.

Somebody put xanax in the hunch-punch, what a holiday asshole.

He said he pulled out,what a holiday asshole.

I want to trade some of my .22 bullets for some .50 BMG, what a holiday asshole.

He dropped an X pill in the fishtank, what a holiday asshole.

That dock rat covered my shit in feta cheese, what a holiday asshole.
by Governor Captain Jack December 8, 2013
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asshole flower

When her asshole is really hairy
by Scratchy asshole January 26, 2016
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donkey asshole

Person 1: Should we penetrate that donkey asshole?
Person 2: no, we should rape it
Person 3: Will our kids be centaurs?
Person 2: yes
Everyone: Cheers with happiness and joy because the get to rape a donkey asshole
by Donkey fucker 69 March 4, 2022
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crunchy asshole

A nasty and abnormally crisp anus as a result of a variety of things (toilet paper, shit, hair, etc.). Use "crunchy asshole" when fuck just won't cut it.
You fucking crunchy asshole.
That shit's nastier than a crunchy asshole.
This is fucking worse than eating out a crunchy asshole.
by angryelephant March 5, 2019
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senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...
Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.
by Hwood73 February 18, 2015
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