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small apple

An incredibly tiny yet proportional apple, traditionally red delicious. The small apple can be anywhere to one half to one eighth scale of a regular size apple. The small apple brings joy to those who clutch it, gaze at it, and polish it.
My cheese was sliding off my cracker, but luckily I had a small apple to give me strength to carry on.
by Jedthurman March 2, 2022
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The Big Apple

A term that people who have never been to New York use to refer to New York that New Yorkers themselves never use.
"Ah, you're from The Big Apple."
by The Wild Weston March 3, 2022
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Apple Kid

A kid of two types:
1) teens who think Apple is the greatest thing to ever exist and flex their Apple products and believe their marketing
2) teens who think every Apple product iteration is the same or "dumb" yet still buys Apple products regardless
The Lastname family is filled with Apple kids, with Timmy thinking Apple is the pinnacle of everything and Johnny thinking every product is the same yet still asks for the new iPhone
by Alalalalalalalalalalalalal November 16, 2020
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Apple Extremists

Someone who praises Apple at all costs
Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro starting at $10,000
Everyone: Cool!
Apple: Introducing the Apple Mac Pro Wheels starting at $100
Everyone: What?!? Why?
Apple Extremists: Excellent choice love Tim Cook
by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020
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apple biter

A slur for women I just thought of cause eve bit the apple and fucking ruined everything :D
"God damn my date was going so well... too bad she's an apple biter."
by women.are.awful.999989999999 January 6, 2021
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Apple Krabs

Apple Krabs is an apple version of Mr. Krabs (Show: Spongebob Squarepants).
by applekrabs March 19, 2021
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Apple Fritter

what do you call a pile of poop with semen drizzled on top of it? An Apple Fritter
"that one night stand, I shit on her back and came on top, that shit looked like a apple fritter"
by WeeNerCoom April 11, 2021
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