Anal Mist

A sprinkler-like evacuation expelled from the anus in a frantic and violent eruption, resulting from extreme excitement... And too much Sauce.

I went to Sam Roberts', he showed me Joates, that gave me Anal mist.

by ScapManSteve May 14, 2009

anally fashioned

1) A lover of high fashion. Someone who hates Old Navy clothing.

2) Fashioned like an anus, therefore making him an asshole.

Kris made fun of my Old Navy capri pants, he is so anally fashioned.

by i heart ladies night October 30, 2008

Anal Aneurysm

When one's anus pulsates inwards and outwards excessively quick in a short period of time. This can lead to sever and painful anal prolapse.

Josh: DUDE! I was so fucking constipated yesterday and when I finally had the relief of shitting my brains out my asshole did the weirdest thing.
Dave: Did you have an anal aneurysm?
Josh: Probably...

by CaptainShovel February 27, 2015

anal heat

The burning sensation that occurs when passing a load after eating spicy food.

There was enough anal heat in the stall to light my blunt.

by Eddey Robinson March 3, 2007

anal cabaret

this was a tribute album to soft cell
put out by leather strip. But I've heard it used to describe an all male drunken orgy and sometimes in conjuction with "barebacking"

me and a friend go over to her house. when we arrive her little brothers room turned into an "anal cabaret".

by synthetik_smurf September 7, 2005

Anal Vibe

The vibe a man gets from a woman just by looking at her, which implies that she would be in to anal sex.

"Man, check out that hottie! She's totally giving me an anal vibe."

"Don't you think that chick in the red is totally giving off an anal vibe?"

by Sillyist December 2, 2009

Anal Lament

A fear of the buttocks.

Man, Karl seriously needs to see a counselor about his anal lament. The doctor says it's near fatal.

by Gary Coleman IV June 17, 2008