National Blowjob Day

On every April 12, Girls and Boys(we accept all sexualities) are able to blow the fuck out any Boys dick, Girls can wear strap-ons and get blowed but they wont feel the sensation.

"Happy National Blowjob Day, Now unzip your pants and lets get this party started!!"

by National Day Guy April 11, 2019

National Vibe Day

February 4th is considered National Vibe Day by the Council of the Armchair Committee.

Hey, isn't tomorrow National Vibe Day?

Yeah, I think it is actually.

by Alex "The Jew" McGee February 4, 2020

National leaf day

A day dedicated to the beauty of leaves

“Hey do you want to hang out later?”
I can’t sorry I’m making a cake for national leaf day”

by Wowimswag June 1, 2021

national shawn day

December 25th is national shawn day, hes basically Jesus and a G, so go and find shawn and give him a hand on duolingo.

'ayy it's Christmas'
'no its national shawn day'

by swagmilf11 August 4, 2021

National Potato Day

April 16th is national potato day! On this day, you will go around to random people and say “I like potatoes” to celebrate national potato day!

National Potato Day: On this day, we celebrate the rememberence of potatoes. Albert Johnson invented the potato (found it), on a farm in 1565.

by iLife was April 15, 2019

emirates national school

ens is a school filled with lesbians and depressed snakes. if ur the class of ‘23 or/and after ur the most hated and most problematic.

person #1: what school do u go to?
person #2: oh i go to emirates national school
person #1: *ight imma head out*

by i live in my mom’s basement December 7, 2019

National depressed day

On November 14 2019 is national depressed day if u have gone trough a lot let it all out on November 14 2019

National depressed day

by Pha-cue November 13, 2019