Luke

Straight up dawg cunt.

See that Luke fella?! He’s a straight up dawg cunt

by Mydawgiscool November 23, 2021

Luke

Someone who typically makes stupid decisions.

Dude, remember that one time Luke fell for a phishing scheme?

by daiinverted January 28, 2022

luke

A shitty joke told to all Lukes

-dumb fuck
Hey luke i am your father
-Luke

fuck off and fuck you

by Sugmart__ May 27, 2019

Luke m

A truly odd person who disrespects some people and buys hacked gta accounts so he can show his power on 6 year olds

See that Luke m over there yelling at the people on the street corner

by Dody olb February 3, 2019

Luke

A sexy, cute, guy with a large penis, massive balls and loves pussy. He is a sex machine and ready to smash

Girl 1: What's a Luke
Girl 2: Big man with a big dick
Girl 1: I want a Luke inside me
Girl 2: Same

by A man who is a woman male June 10, 2020

The Luke Method

Constantly showing up 40 minutes late to events so that when you show up 10 minutes late, you appear to be extremely early

I got to the meeting 12 minutes after everyone else, but I’ve been using the Luke Method, so no one was mad.

by gratepatch October 15, 2023

cockblock Luke

He asks you every morning for eggs when youre having sex

Luke: eg?
Me: hey Siri play cockblocker from slut pop Miami

Also me: hes such a cockblock Luke

by urban_dick_69 March 28, 2024