july 2

the day me the baddest bitch was born its also the day your life will be the most amazing everything u want will come to u the boy u like or girl will ask u out love u bitch

bitch1-gesus what?
bitch2-what
bitch1-its july 2

bitch2-omg leave me alone
bitch1-not even a happy birthday
bitch2-wtf told u i was happy about the day u were born
bitch1-BITCH

by thatbitchwholuvsaybitch May 7, 2022

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July 3rd

If you were born on July 3rd, You're a little furry who hails America and is very GAY!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy: Hey it's July 3rd, My birthday!!
Other Guy: Oh that explains so much bruh
Guy: What
Other Guy: Yeah :3

by MatrixIsBad November 8, 2022

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July 27th

July 27th is the birthday of the popular meme the Rick roll.
So from this day forward, the 27th day of July is national RICK ROLL DAY.

“Bro have you heard what today is?”
“Uhh July 27th right?”
“Yes but, it’s also national Rick roll day!”
“Bruh why…”

by Forktard92 February 7, 2022

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This is the birthday of the most amazing people. They are best friends because of how compassionate and funny they are. They’re probably the type of person you can talk to about deep stuff but also be a crackhead with. They accept you no matter what and will stick by your side. They’re also probably down to kill for you if you asked. Be sure you’re ready to do the same for them because whoever is born on this day deserves the world.

Oh, your birthday is July 15? Can we please be friends? Let’s go out sometime and get some donuts or something!!

by imari1308 April 14, 2022

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