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you wore a jean vest

to call out somebody's hypocritical and ironic behaviour, quoted by Nicki Minaj circa 2011.
"The jacket gon-"
"The jacket looks great i don't know whatcha talkin' about but every woman in here is gonna like that- please it's- you wore a jean vest"
by hiraikills July 10, 2022
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Aataahua-Jean

One of the most dumbest and slowest girls you would ever meet.
That girl is such an Aataahua-Jean, she is so dumb
by Cookiecrumbz November 21, 2021
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steamy jean

When a 1 male nails another male in the back door and releases his load. The receiving male then craps into the mouth of the giver.

Also a favorite of stacey jean!
Tony gave charly a steamy jean.
by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005
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Jean and Martha

In a best friend relationship the dominant one can be called a Martha while the submissive one can be called a Jean.
tanvi and kyrah are so jean and martha
by Tanviandkyrah September 10, 2020
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Salem Ass Jeans

Jeans/denim that are no longer trendy at the moment, but they were in a previous cycle.

Similar to comparing the big city trends to the suburban trends, and how the suburbs are often one-step behind the more modern city trends (Portland, Oregon versus Salem, Oregon in this example).

Portland (circa 2014): Everyone wearing dark washed, selvedge denim.
Salem (circa 2014): Everyone wearing light washed, bootcut jeans with hammer loops.
When my friend Kevin moved to Portland from Salem, he lamented his current jeans situation: "I need to get some newer jeans for Portland, I got some Salem Ass Jeans right now."
by manjoseph January 21, 2022
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Jean Pol

He is a shy guy with a very very very very very very very very large, long and thick dick, for real i still don't believe that size is even naturally possible. He is so intelligent and very good at maths. Anyway, never rely on capricorn nigg*s
Jean Pol has got a very long dic*
by Marc Giralt November 23, 2021
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Skinny Jeans

Shit everyone can see your boner
1: Everyone can see my boner
2: It's cause your wearing Skinny Jeans
by TheApyrOfficialAccount April 9, 2019
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