pipe down pookie

When your being annoying asf and bitchy

“Un like you I…”
“Pipe down pookie”

by KaysonDerulo69 February 20, 2023

Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

Pipe cleaner legs

When a hardworking guy wears jeans and his legs look like thin pipe cleaners

LengthyJ: Look over there girthy L there’s a guy with pipe cleaner legs
Girthy L: Oh my god those are some pipe cleaners lol

by Lenthyja February 11, 2021

burst your pipe

1) To shoot ones firearm

2) To ejaculate

If that wasteman comes to the yard again burst your pipe

by Wenchilada September 27, 2013

King of Pipe city

To receive so much anal sex from someone in power you are referred to as King of pipe city

George: wow Alan sucks up to the boss so much

Jake:
Yeah you know he is the king of pipe city

by Queenofemall April 27, 2015

Pipe My Swede

To have a good old-fashioned wank

Kate: " How long are you going to be?"

Gerry: " I'll be like 30 minutes, I gotta have a shower, pipe my swede and I'm good to go"

by Dr.RumpRaider December 12, 2018

Piping Cold Beer

When a cold beer is being served by a waiter. It's used in the same context as piping hot tea

Bring out the piping Cold beer!

by Maanchies December 24, 2020