Chicken-Shit

Three pages on this so far and I'm the first to enter a correct definition.

Chicken-Shit or Chickenshit: Slang.

1. Adj.; Used to describe a type of action in which a person or otherwise inclined entity attempts to belittle, assault, injure, or harass another individual or group of individuals while hiding his true identity or location or by otherwise making himself/herself unavailable immediately after the initial action.

2. Noun.; Along the same lines following the scenario (1)described below, it would not be uncommon for people to refer to Steve as "Chickenshit".

1. Example: Steve, while driving to the liquor store for another 40 oz., sees Frank walking his dog. Knowing that Frank is "on foot" and will not be able to give chase, Steve yells "PUSSY!" from the half inch opening at the top of his limo-black tinted window. (no points! see: Yucaipa)

In this scenario Steve's actions would be considered "Chicken-Shit".

2. Example: "Oh, there goes Chicken-shit. Probably going for another 40 oz. of Old English."

See Yucaipa

by 0per October 5, 2011

chicken bag

a nutsack!typically on men or fat women who act like men. or who smell like dookie

Hey! don't make me kick your chicken bag!

by peedonu August 8, 2004

chicken heart

ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of. clamping your ball sack with one hand and leaving a little air room. while squeezing you ball sack, make sure you mimic the heartbeat of any individual. give it a few squezzes in a row . if done correctly your ball sack will pulsate through the opening made with yuor hand, thus representing a chicken heart. a.k.a. the gorrilla kidney

" Check out the looks of my chicken heart"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005

crumbed chicken

A sexual position in which the male penetrates the female's anal cavity until almost reaching sexual climax, he then redraws his falace and ejaculates semen onto the female's bare back. Once the ejaculation has taken place, the male throws a loose material consisting of grains of rock or coral (aka sand) onto the freshly prepared semen.

duuuude, i gave her the most epic crumbed chicken last night.

by TBT2NV April 29, 2010

Chicken Surprise

How the wait staff refers to Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers and Spinach Vomit-bombs at weddings; when the guests ask what one of these disgusting hors d'oeuvres is, the wait staff will say "Chicken Surprise." What happens next usually results in the waiter getting written up or even fired, but it's usually worth it.

Obnoxious Guest: "Hey, what's this thing here?"
Waiter: "Chicken Surprise."
Obnoxious Guest: "Hmph, this doesn't taste like it's chicken."
Waiter, with a fuck-you smile: "Surprise."

by JustAnotherGuy March 18, 2010

Chicken Bender

A classic douche bag move to inflict pain upon an innocent victim. When your friend reaches up high to get an item off a shelf with both hands, you come up behind and karate chop him with both hands right under the exposed rib cage. The resulting pain will cause him to grab his sides (his arms will now look like chicken wings) and bend over in agony, looking like a chicken bending over to peck the ground as he bobs up and down to catch his breath.

Look, my brother is turning blue. I just gave him a Chicken Bender he won't soon forget.

by Bushrod Johnson August 30, 2009

Chicken Bottle

A 40oz bottle of malt liquor with a Kool-Aid packet (without the sugar) added to it for more flavor.

I made up a chicken bottle and sat on the porch. 4040ozSteel ReserveOEOld EnglishMalt Liquor

by Babyshakershaker September 8, 2009