What's Up?

1) The words that pop out of human's mouths when they desire to talk to you, but don't have the intelligence to think of something intelligent to say.
2) The words people say when they haven't taken a science class to realize that the sky is above them.
3) The words people say when they strongly desire to hear the response "nothing" or "not much".
4) The words people say when they are trying to make friends/trying to keep a friendship, but utterly failing.

Next time someone says these words to you, ask them which of the above was their purpose for saying it.
"What's Up?"
"The amount of lives that have lost hope in this lost universe! OH THAT SOME ONE WOULD STAND UP AGAINST THE TERROR THAT IS SURMOUNTING IN OUR INSURPASSABLE--"
"K seeya!"
by livinhopie April 23, 2018
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What the Poop?

Statement used when shocked, taken back or confused. Very catchy. Also, nicer than swearing and kid friendly. But not to be used in buisness or proper situations.
"Hey Molly, we don't want you to come to the mall with us."
"What the poop?"

"Sally, your boyfriend is cheating on you."
"What the poop?"
by bubble:] April 30, 2009
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What The Flocka

Instead of saying what the fuck, you use flocka.
When you get bullshitted in Call of Duty, scream What the Flocka.

Guy 1: Yo i heard you take it in the ass?

Guy 2: What the Flocka!
by Sleepy330 November 23, 2010
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What the goodness

A substitute for the actual swear
"what the f***" But more funnier and not get you into trouble
The guy gets punched in the face and the teacher is there

Guy : WHAT THE GOODNESS???
by Uran8 April 16, 2009
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what's the difference?

For when a straight forward answer to a yes or no question just won't do.

Often used as a form of confusion or topic diversion.
Dave: Hey we're all off out tonight, should be a blast.

John: Oh right. cool.

Dave: So, you coming out tonight then?

John: What's the difference?
by Bukk Trend February 03, 2011
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what's the homework

the thing that you say or text to your crush when you have no idea how to start a conversation otherwise because you are shy and socially awkward. You really don't actually care what the homework is, you just have no idea how to confront this person otherwise because they don't know that you exist and it would be weird to just start a conversation with a stranger, out of the blue, by just saying hi. This question is usually used towards people named William. Anyone names William should be hot. Or actually Zachary too, but I'll go into more depth about people's name definitions in other definitions so stay tuned and follow me at Instagram adrianabrule
girl: Hey Will what's the homework?
William: There's that algebra paper
girl: oh, I'm struggling with that, can you help me
William: it's kind of hard to tutor over text
girl: that's ok we can just twerk at the library
William: oooh twerking sounds fun
girl: I meant work, but whatever you want
William: do you want to come to my house instead? We can do our work, then have some fun under the covers. my parents aren't home ;)
girl: whatever you say, babe
by i wish my crush liked me back November 20, 2017
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