wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.

I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.

by laps dog June 5, 2017

wet congress

Coined in honor of the historic "wet congress" of 1927, it is when a condom is filled with water and tied closed. The condom is then inserted into an orifice. A male's penis is then inserted forcefully into the same orifice. With some hard movement, the force is so great it ruptures the condom, sending water bursting into the chosen orifice.

"Oh my god, that wet congress made me soo wet"

by nile billy December 6, 2007

Wet-belting

The unpleasant dilemma arising when one relieves oneself, only to discover that in the process they got a little bit of shit on their hand and thus is reluctant to buckle their belt. Said person will, in most cases, opt to wash his or her hands before touching his or her belt. As a result of the hand washing when they do buckle their belt the moisture left on their hands is transferred to the belt, making it wet.

Dude, I was just leaving a mud monkey when I got a little bit of shit on my hand so I resorted to wet-belting.

by wet-belter January 1, 2012

wet pringle

The girl lays on her back with her legs in the air. You pour salsa on her muff, scoop it up with your dick, and shove it in her mouth.

"Dude I would totally have a Wet Pringle with her!"

"Yes she's so hot!"

by arandombanana7 September 20, 2016

wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.

If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.

by Ltrain1 December 14, 2017