hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener
by Ignominy January 30, 2023
mugGet the hillbilly hand washmug.

Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
mugGet the Washing the dogmug.

Whopper wash

When somone washes your sweaty balls
Damn you owe me a whopper wash you dirty bitch
by Ajx20 April 9, 2021
mugGet the Whopper washmug.
When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
mugGet the Jet Washed the Soffit Boardsmug.

Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
mugGet the Dick-Washmug.

man are wash

This is a slang term used on the streets of England, large in places such as London & Birmingham. It can be used in different context, usually it is to describe "mans" as in other people eg friends, foes, gangs, as faded or done.
Don't do business with them, them man are wash
Been out on the streets since years but they aint got rep, them man are wash
They been slangin fo' years but now them man are wash(d)
by MyManGoinOnSikx July 3, 2017
mugGet the man are washmug.

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