Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.
Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?
by orekhao February 10, 2023
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load of washing

I just done a load of washing
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dirty mouth wash

when you piss in a persons mouth then put your dick in there
man: hay kid get in my van and i will give you a dirty mouth wash

kid:no thanks my dad sied if i let no one touch my pikle he will give me a nikle

man: pulls out gun

kid: oh shit
by ting ling 69 April 08, 2022
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Life-washing

When a person shows and manifests a luxurious and well-lived life on social media, that is not necessarily true. Can be used to improve one's social and public image. Associated with "showing off" for the sake of getting awe from its audience. Derived from "sports-washing" and "green-washing".
This person is clearly life-washing, his/her life cannot possibly be this good and easy!
by Strand3n October 10, 2024
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bucking washing machine

A girl ties up a guy and while riding his penis cowgirl, tickles him to make him buck and squirm until she cums.
Guy 1 : "Dude, why weren't you at mu party last night?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, yesterday was my girlfriends birthday and she made me into a bucking washing machine all night. "
by Dschizo March 15, 2018
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hillbilly hand wash

When you “wash” your bedsheets by just spraying them with air freshener.
“Oh the bed smells nice! Did you wash the sheets?”

“No I just did a hillbilly hand wash”

“What’s that?”

“I sprayed it with the air freshener”
by Ignominy January 31, 2023
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Airplane wash

Cock-pits.

Treat your woman by washing the penis and under arms, before sexual activities.
by Hankenstein March 09, 2023
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