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vasol

my silly boyfriends middle name. i love him sm we are gonna get married and have a hello kitty themed wedding... if he says no, i will kill him. i love calling him vasoline.
omg did you hear about andrew vasol? his lonely ass found a girl and his girl is so fine. idk how he doesnt fuck her in the ass all day everyday.
by sakelover666 April 23, 2023
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Vasocktomy

Losing the ability to produce sperm cells due to excess masturbation.
Me: Yo, Dougie. The Mrs. wants a kid, but I'm infertile due to wanking it too much to Avril Lavigne.

Doug: That's called a vasocktomy.
by Somewhat Schizo July 30, 2023
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vacoon

A drug addict that is obsessed with fornite and Indian whores. Often also an escaped animal from the zoo
You’re such a vacoon bro stop smoking so much weed
by Allahthekarim November 12, 2023
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Varco

A highly intelligent and inquisitive young man with a deep passion for learning. He is always exploring complex ideas and philosophical concepts. His mind is a wealth of knowledge, and he enjoys sharing his insights. He is a supportive and empathetic friend who is always there to listen and encourage others. His unwavering determination and resilience help him overcome challenges and emerge stronger.
1st person : Oh you already met Varco? He's so smart.
2nd person : Yea I agree
by wellyoucanttell September 17, 2024
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Vancouver Autism Theory

Anyone who isn't from Vancouver, Canada, has observed a peculiar trend among those who are born and raised there. Native Vancouverites often come across as cold, socially awkward, envious, insecure and gossipy. Additionally, many of the men exhibit notably feminine traits.

Some of their preferred pastimes involve gossiping about friends behind their backs, fabricating stories about them, and sitting with their legs crossed in a typically feminine manner. It's also uncommon to find one who is over 6 feet tall, and many have either chubby or scrawny build.

Everyone not from Vancouver seems to think they are insecure autistic weirdos
the vancouver autism theory is correct, look at stu crossing his legs like a girl
by Isabel <3 November 20, 2024
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vancouveritis

Vancouveritis or Vancouverism, named after Vancouver, British Columbia, is the act of building large amounts of skyscrapers, etc, in an attempt to compact a city. This is generally done to preserve the nature around a city, but it generally fucks up the scenery, because now you can see the big-ass rectangles from the middle of the forest.
A similar phenomenon known as "Brusselization" has been observed in Belgium and other European countries.
Not even small British Columbia towns like Kamloops can escape the advance of Vancouveritis.
by Bbb23’s left testicle January 31, 2024
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Vasko

A guy that likes to take it from behind.
Did you know that guy is a Vasko?
by Binchim February 13, 2024
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