Sperm-troeteldier

"Sperm-troeteldier" (singular) or "Sperm-troeteldiere"(plural) is an Afrikaans - a language spoken in South Africa - collective noun and neologism, that directly translates to "sperm pet/s" in English. It refers to annoying infants/toddlers/children/teenagers, as the concept or idea itself, is derivative of the well-known fact that humanity is the only mammal species in the history of existence that keep their sperms as pets. This quaint little Afrikaans neologism is specifically designated for individuals who really don't like kids, and a very polite (albeit somewhat sarcastically offensive) way to describe those annoying little "knater monsters" (crotch goblins), of your friends and immediate family. This silly little neologism has maximum effect when used in close proximity to a Karen. So, if you don't like kids; this one's for you!

"Jirre, ek moet alweer vandag na my suster se fokken sperm-troeteldiere gaan kyk!"
(Jesus, today I have to go and babysit my sister's fucking sperm pets again!)

"Susan! Kom haal jou sperm-troeteldier, hy het sopas op my nuwe fokken skoene gekots..."
(Susan! Come and fetch your sperm pet, he puked on my new fucking shoes...)

Persoon 1: "Fok, ek haat kinders!"
(Person 1: "Fuck I hate children!"
Persoon 2: "Jy bedoel seker sperm-troeteldiere?!"
(Person 2: "You probably mean sperm pets?!")

by thefriendlysatanist March 20, 2023

Get Trout

Translation for Spanish “ponte trucha”

Hey man pay attention get trout or you’ll hurt us

by #rey April 15, 2023

Harold Trotter

A masterpiece made by the content creator or "pooper" TheMasterPoop.

This is a parody or A "Youtube Poop" of "Harry Potter".
There are currently 4 episodes to this masterpiece:
"Harold Trotter and the Flesh Eatin' Slug Repellent" Part 1 and 2. This YTP series (Meaning Youtube Poop) is based on "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"
"Harold Trotter and the smelly old shew brush" Part 1 and 2. This one is based on "Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban".

"Have you heard of Harold Trotter?"
"What's that?"
"The cure to my depression."

by TelescopicFish May 21, 2023

A Trouser

A fart, follow through or Wet one in the pants. Normally delivered (but not always) whilst wearing trousers or shorts. Frequently commanded by a loud explosive noise and or smell.

Oh no, I have done trouser

Cripes has someone just Trousered?
Oh no, I have just done a Trouser!
What's that foul smell, who just Trousered?
Tooooooot....Whoops I've just let out a Trouser!
I've just Trousered and I now I'm touching cloth

by Trouser Pete May 22, 2023

Mince trotters

The type of smart loafer worn, usually suede or patent leather, worn without socks and typically, with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again. Looks so stupid.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

Mince trotters

Suede or leather loafers, worn without socks. Typically with shorts.

Toms wearing his mince trotters again.

by HomerJFong July 20, 2023

globe trottee

Refers to an individual who is setting their pride and skill aside to let another person show off and look way better than they are. A Globe Trotee is a real one.

Oh my boys being a globe trottee over there so mike gets some attention!

by pseudonympho August 6, 2023