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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
mugGet the the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.mug.

Salty

Dude dont be so salty
by Asiansrcool August 25, 2016
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salty doughnut

When you take a bath with bath salts and have your ass eaten out after
My girl took a bath with some fancy lavender bath salts and I decided to eat the booty like groceries. That was a pretty great salty doughnut
by FindingG-MO September 24, 2020
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salty domingo

You gently ask a woman to drink a cup of your urine, and then proceed to sodomize her (with consent) with a roasted piece of corn on the cob. And then jizz in her eye.
Me: Hey there, you come here often?
Her: On occasion, hehe
Me: Yeah that's cool listen can I give you a salty domingo or what?
by saltydomingo December 3, 2015
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Salty Parrot

To rest one's dick on another person's shoulder.
Yo, did you see me prank Paul yesterday when he was gaming and I gave him a Salty Parrot?
by zbug773 August 2, 2022
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