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masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.
Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
by weave March 21, 2003
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Pulled a Salty

Term used during an Xbox live gaming session when while in an Xbox live party, One or more party members say that they are leaving and coming back to the party, but they "never" do.
"ok guys im hungry ima be right back"

"But u never come back"

"I will this time i promise"
(leaves the party)

10 min later

"where is he. He still isnt back yet"

"That fag, he just pulled a Salty"
by Cat lover's Inc. September 5, 2009
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Salty Marshmellow

by Megelsey December 22, 2009
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Salty Sea Gull

When a girl is doming you up and then flappes her arm and then does a sound of a sea lion.
Man that girl can sure give a salty sea gull.
by BPChuy89 April 24, 2011
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Salty Monk

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.
Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'
by AliUK September 16, 2010
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