happy gas

happy gas also known as nitrous oxide is a non colourless and non flammable gas which is usually put in a 3D oval shape which is created out of metal. if smoked it’s very powerful and can cause brain damage or you could even die

“can you that canister which contains happy gas?”

by ksiwannabe69 July 28, 2020

Happy John

Happy John Someone who gets sadistic pleasure by tormenting his friends or coworkers. This may involve dry anal rape, kidnaping, or grand theft.

I can not believe he did the Happy John to me by putting that box cutter in my butt.

by The Lar November 21, 2019

Happy Gomez

When you wrap a tortilla around yo dick an she sucks you off

Yo I got that chick maria to give me dome bruh, I wrapped a tortilla round my dick an she gave me a happy gomez

by Three Nine September 18, 2015

Happy Hooves

Like camel toe, but WAY bigger, more defined, and seems to smile back at you when you get caught looking at it.

Can overpower any pair of pants regardless of material.

"Holy shit bro, I think her camel toe is smiling at me..."
"She got them happy hooves, brah."

by oldurty June 20, 2020

Happy Weedium

A state of having smoked just the right amount of marijuana; enough to pleasantly alter one's mindset, but no too much so as to make one incapacitated.

From the time that I wake to the time the sleep,
My peaks are high and my troughs are deep.
I smoke a spliff, take tokes from a bong.
I'm at happy weedium all day long.

by malfa et paulny May 25, 2013

chop happy

When a hairdresser cuts off way more hair than he/she said she would

Oh my god! My hair is so short. She got a little too chop happy

by Divine92 November 27, 2014

Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.

I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.

by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014