Racist Dave

The person you become after smoking an ounce of meth to the face

After he bought & completely smoked himself that ounce of dope.. his alter ego, Racist Dave.. appeared & called out all the bigots

by Chesapeake Sean June 03, 2024

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Baby-Ginger-Dave

A very Hateful guy who cries about everything and doesn't have his life together, No friends, No love, Nothing lies inside his heart. He can be seen sitting on his ass in his parents attic doing absolutely nothing playing video games and going online to just post sad boy emo shit online, talk to individuals he shouldn't be, wallowing away is his own misery. Hates his own Parents, Hates People, Hates everyone and everything on the planet, Doesn't try to get jobs, doesn't have friends or interest in friends due to his heartless edgy nature. Dave isn't a Man or Person, just call him. Baby-Ginger-Dave

Tony: Hey, Do you talk to Dave anymore?

Kyla: Hell No! He's so hateful and evil. Such a disgusting Baby-Ginger-Dave he is.

by MysteryManOfDoom6900 July 14, 2025

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Dumbass dave

A guy in Boston that got drunk, fell onto the tracks, and got slaughtered by an orange line train. More than likely there was lots of blood splattered onto passengers and body parts flying. Can also be used as an insult.

Man I’m so drunk lemme go on the safety line and wait for a train. Oh no I fell, and I think I’m gonna die.

*blood splatters*

Witnesses: “OH MY GOD!!! I think he is dead”

Me later: oh god he was a dumbass Dave.

by Bawston69 August 04, 2019

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Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.

And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.

by jason_litty July 02, 2024

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