A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

Tim Toucher

You already know who it is. A person who 'enjoys the company' of students after hours. Not a pedophile as victims aren't always minors. That has to count for something right?

Habits: Frequents bars, bakes cookies and completes Personal Projects.

Characteristics: Torta

P1: "Why does 21 have a meeting with MacDougall?"

P2: "Haven't you heard? He got violated by the Tim Toucher"

by Danos Del Zyn December 1, 2025

tim pool

Any small spherical fecal bolus within the rectum left after a premature contraction of the external sphincter. In general, this refers to a bolus that is too small to exert sufficient intrarectal pressure to trigger its own evacuation but large enough to be perceived by the individual. Upon subsequent rectal packing, and because they have become necrotic with age, these tend to form a black cap, much like a stocking hat, at the leading end of the next stool.

Bryan, I had to cut-off off that last shit early because I was going to be late for tennis practice. I didn’t get it all out and hence, a large tim pool will be first out tomorrow morning, black-capping my morning’s turd. I can’t wait to see it.

by Clay Corbin January 24, 2025

Tim-Tamitis

When you eat too many Tim Tams (Australian chocolate biscuits) and feel sick.

"Fuck, I ate too many Tim Tams and now I've got Tim-Tamitis."

by ADefinitionofawordithink February 2, 2025

Tim Cook

The person who, upon becoming ceo of apple, did the equivalent of what McDonnell Douglas did to Boeing when they merged. Shifting them from an honest and reliable company into one that puts money above everything else.

Tim Cook becoming ceo of apple is the equivalent of McDonnell Douglas merging with Boeing. If Steve jobs hadn’t turned down the recommended cancer treatment, apple would be as reliable as it had been all those years ago. If Tim Cook bought Boeing he would probably rush out a new plane every year and make every component proprietary such as engines and landing gear tyres and end up making the plane unsafe by rushing its design like the 737 max and dc-10.

by 99586jnfuc685nfnsngyj March 22, 2025

Tim

Tim (noun): A 6’4” tall, cute, and handsome individual who naturally stands out in a crowd. Often admired for both looks and presence, Tim carries an effortless charm that makes people take notice.

“Did you see that guy walk in? He’s tall, cute, and has that effortless confidence—definitely a total Tim.”

by Warbondz March 25, 2025

TIM-MAXING

When you be goated and slimy

Shh im tim-maxing

by mirpeahoi June 27, 2024