Tim Klimas

Drives the fastest car known to man. A Monte Carlo.
Will fuck any bitch, any day, any time. 100% guaranteed.
Coolest guy you’ll ever meet. Just ask your mom.

Hi, I’m Tim klimas, and you know it.

by Blamblam999999999 October 27, 2020

Tim

Gay

Guy: Who is that Fag
Other guy: Oh that’s Tim

by Penis76 November 24, 2021

Tim

A person known for their cunning, charm, and natural ability to deceive authority figures, particularly when it comes to underage drinking escapades.
A master of aliases, often adopting the name "Tim" to escape the consequences of their actions.

Dude, did you hear about Thomas last night? He totally pulled a Tim at the party and got away with it!

by timan69420 March 20, 2023

bad time tim

A Cthulhu weird boyo that goes hey that's my line in at least once a day.

hey that bad time tim guy is wowzers

by NOSTPOST August 5, 2020

Tim

A really horny racist small Asian boy with a microscopic penis

That guys a Tim

by Tim ishorny July 16, 2024

Tim Hughes

A modern Christian songwriter/singer who puts out excellent songs. His contemporaries include Chris Tomlin, David Crowder*Band, and Hillsong. Churches use his songs a lot for worship sets.

Let's add a Tim Hughes song to the worship set for tonight.

by totheonlygod April 1, 2013

tim cheese

tim cheese killed john pork

- Damn did you hear about the murder on John Pork? + Yes, he was just found dead, I bet tim cheese is behind all of this.

by cheezking April 3, 2025